ok guys

2 entries for today

firstly

and whoever said i spelled it as dokumon?

huh?come on tell me

ok people the least anyone could do

of you dont know the freaking name of that thing

pls go google it, instead of making yourself look like a complete ass

so it's DOMOKUN y'all

whoever spelled it as dokumon should go dickslap herself

dokumon, wtf fats

ahahahahahahahahahaha

and what about my background y'all?

moving-moving

damn cool lah

so yeah yeah

getting back to the supposedly main purpose of this extra entry

well some might know my obsession with wet wipes

from the bbq pit to yesterday's picnic

hell i will always have a pack of those wipes in my bag everywhere i go

call me crazy but yeah

these wipes, might just actually save your lives y'all

no joke bout that

when did this obsession started

well naz

yeah, blame it all on him

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

so yes, wet wipes

i find it the most wonderful thing ever to be created on earth

comes in diff sizes, scents, packages

simple but yet with many different uses

for one, you feel sticky, hands dirty

well go on and take your wet wipes out and swipe yourself

damn it feels good

armpits smelling funky

yo take out them wipes and swipe them pits

refreshing

need to remove makeup but your cleansers all gone

hey there you have it, that $1.95 wipes just gave you a clean face

you're walking/running on/along the beach

acting like you're a part of baywatch with pamela anderson's boobs

with wind blowing in your hair and all of a sudden

"kerteplek"

you fall face first, sand on your face

choking on them tiny particles of sand

well dont sob, go take them goddamn wipes and wipe yourself clean

and the most important of all

have you ever had that really bad stomache and after almost running the hell for your life

you finally find a cubicle that's empty and you sat down on that toilet seat like a proud jackasshole

you reached out for that toilet paper

and...

you start to panic cause you're freaking out and almost hyperventilating cause you cant find anything to wipe your ass with

frantically looking around and staring at that stupid toilet paper dispenser

praying and hoping that toilet paper would appear from anywhere

then suddenly

you remembered you stashed a pack of wipes n your bag and then

"phew, you're saved man"

how life saving and fucking refreshing can that be?

then you'll be thanking me and saying

so yeah

im just probably bullshitting

but hey, doesnt hurt to take my advice and get them wipes aye?

gd night y'all

i got to go call my other partner in crime

bonnie and clyde?

no y'all

it's doe and fats

well ok ok, i'll cut the crap

gd night

dream about me and my wet wipes y'all

psst, i told mom i wanted to be a lawyer

and i could have sworn she wanted to slap me

so yeah, go learn a new word

ohya, before i go

i was just testing you guys about that "dokumon" thingy

wanted to see if you guys were alert