so let's all roll and drop dead on the floor

well atleast pretend to play dead anyway

you guys including myself wouldnt want to go straight to hell knowing

oh man i havent done a full whole load of shit

agreed? yeah most definitely

so here i am

trying my very best to squeeze my brain for all them funny things that i wanted to put

but my head's all jammed up and when i shake my fucking head

i can feel my pea size brain rolling around going

wahahahahahahahaha

and that wasnt funny at all

so anyway

this stupid mintak kene kick like soccer ball thing happened

i was going to grab my slippers from the shoe rack

i bent down, moved myself forward

head moved down abit

hands reaching for slippers

and then BAM!

i fucking hit my stupid face onto the shoe rack

i swear to god that was one of those days fats was just being plain selengek bacin

hit most of my lip area that is

bloody hell, of cause pain lah

told mom about it, and wah my mom damn power

didnt even ask if i was ok

her reaction?

and when kecik found out i got my face banged

she too went

im so going to get kecik

just you wait

im going to bbq you this coming saturday

grill your scrawny little butt

and i challenged naz to a race this saturday

who's going to win you ask?

well hello...

most definitely i'll be the one winning lah

pfft, still want to ask

and oh yeah

yesterday i had nothing to do

i was checking out my settings for hotmail

you know there's this little section where you put all your profile, likes/dislikes etc...

i re-read mine, which i'd probably typed about 2 years ago?

damnit

no im not going to put what i wrote there, here

just a few words to describe myself for that few years back

well im still that kental person though

gila, yeah, can say so

babi? dad says i snort like a pig

berok? when i dont shave my legs, yeah, kinds of resemble a berok

so yeah, fats still sungguh kental babi berok

and naz

im just really sorry about yesterday night

i really am

and fats

add another point to your new year's resolution

start changing your fucking attitude dumbass

and saya akan jumpa awak hari jumaat ini

kerana saya rindu awak sungguh banyak-banyak and cinta awak sungguh banyak-banyak

wah fats, your malay damn power to the people

and oh hey

my entries are now getting longer aye?