Sunday, December 21, 2008 (Sunday, December 21, 2008)
i went to plaza with mom and kecik
to popular to get botak head abg his notepad
so i saw a few organisers
grab a few and threw everything back on the rack
and then i grab another one
looked at mom and said
"who the hell would actually buy an organiser?"
mom: "well definitely someone would buy it, if not they wouldnt be selling it"
true-true, point taken
looked at mom again
"if i had an organiser i would write, monday, wah today work"
"tuesday, haiya work again"
"wednesday, oh yeah, working again today
"thursday, wah my off day, alamak tomorow work again"
mom laughed and added
"yah only people like you with no imagination would write that"
ok she didnt say imagination, i couldnt remember what she said, so decided to just use that to fill the sentence up
fuck you fats
hahah
like i mean ok seriously
if you bought an organiser
what would you probably put in it?
like what exactly?
i mean nobody's going to write and say
oh monday i'd probably be fucking this chick
or tuesday i'll be drowning
or wednesday oh hell yeah im fucking this chick again
i swear i would be writing the same damn thing for every single day
and i know you guys would be nodding your head and saying "yeah fats got to agree"
well anyway, putting stupid fucked up organisers aside
was telling mom i wanted to go ahead and take diploma in pro makeup
and
"i thought you wanted to take in tourism or event management"
so yeah obviously
i've got to put makeup aside and bloody well make my parents happy first
like a friend said
how many people in this world can actually do what they really like?
and yeah, and you're right
not that many
so fats, stop, shut up and dont whine
what else, what else
ohyeah, dad has finally decided
we're not going to tangkak
THANK GOD
but doing a bbq instead
next week
east coast again
but this time round it will be us bringing our own pit
because all the goddamn pits are fully booked
and dad should really learn to stop nagging
and stop eating fishballs for goodness sake
and STOP FARTING
YOU'RE KILLING EVERYONE AND THE ENVIRONMENT
hell the ozone layer is already thinning
and yes
drum roll pls...
fats is removing her extensions next week
damn extensions are drying out, getting tangled all over
so yes, i'll be growing my own mane
colouring and highlighting it
and i've been growing my eyebrows back
getting it all bushy and afterwhich i'll be threading it
just probably trim it abit
not to worry
no more of that single thin line almost botak eyebrows
no more of that
and to those who have them botak eyebrows
fucking grow them back
and dont draw them in sky high
can you believe some draw theirs on their forehead?
look in the mirror next time
and i've noticed
my entries were from funny hilarious to now, boring, bland, blander and tawar
i need to spice things up abit yeah?
i'll think of something
i'll try to atleast knock your undies off
so i guess that'll be it
i love you guys, good night
and truthfully
frm the very beginning of this entry
i wanted to like run to the toilet and do my crap at the throne
but wtf i held on to the very last line
and now the stomach's going crazy
so im about to run like right now
bye y'all
aku rindu naz
like big time
and hell im feeling guilty