baa baa black sheep

have you any wool

no sir no sir

aku banyak ketiak bulu

mwahahahaha

k fats, shut up, not funny

yesterday i came back from geylang

persepiring, armpits almost raining, banjir pon ade

linda should know what happened

after which, at home i added almost everyone to my msn convo

trying my very best to irritate the crap out of everyone

im looking forward to saturday

come quick pls

SELAMAT HARI RAYE!

hah, ok no its next week

im excited

im going to lock myself in my room

refusing to come out

so i wont need to give any of my cousins green packets

ingat kak fatin dah kasi

bsoknye korang jgn lupa kasi balik

and i miss my brother

the other day i was telling a couple of my friends about bro

and he stared singing this stupid ns song

kepale otak kau, hah

and i found this in one the emails syimah sent me

A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety oftattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered.

It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely nude they noticed her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass.’

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said,

‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn.’

and that's funny

if you're not laughing

i suggest you go see a psychiatrist