somehow or rather i always get either the old, the short, the dark, the broke ppl wanting to get to know me

no, fats no hotstuff

she's just a normal plain jane(no dumbasses, that's not my name) with no attractive attributes whatsoever

just a few weeks back i got someone with the SAME NAME and AGE as the ex, asking me for my number, telling me how he's been wanting to get to know me better, its like he's known me for years

firstly, i've heard too many of those

2ndly, get a new pick up line

3rdly since you having the same name as the old man

there's no need for strike 2 or 3

anyone with names such as "nasir", should be avoided

i remembered telling this to my cousin, hah, what a decision right waniz?

=)

today, another 26 year old asking me whether it would be ok if we exchanged numbers

woah, slow down babes

fats no longer passing numbers the way she used to

and when she says she doesnt pass out numbers

dont continue by giving her yours

she'll ignore you

and no if i were to look for someone i would like to have someone taller, fairer, abit more financially stable(no worries, im very much capable on this part), and pls a DEFINITE NO to "lu kalau langgar adek beradek gua, gua mesti kasi lu rabak"

oh no wait

hah, sounds so god damn familiar doesnt it?

ok im asking for too much

maybe i should just head on down to batam and get myself a wak-wak there

but no more of those old ppl

aku dah serik

i experienced a four hit combo(the old,dark,short and broke) for the past 2 years of my life

yeah, 4 hit combo, dah cam street fighters pat arcade

and recently i've noticed

when a lady has fake eyebrows

and sees another lady having the same eyebrowless eyebrows

they can never see eye to eye

aku tau lah kening kau lagi tinggi lagi tipis lagi tajam

tkya nak buat muka pat aku

kepale otak

aku tepok tapak dahi kau baru tau

hah

alright, im off to bed

entry's abit colourful aint it?