changed the blogskin

got tired of the old one

its in abit of a mess

i cant freaking wait to turn 19

i want to hit the clubs

strip myself naked and do pole dancing

ok no, that would give everyone a fucking heart attack

lets skip the nakedness, maybe just do the pole dancing

and if you happen to see somewhat of a hippo gliding up and down the poles

you can bet your dollars thats me

i've been wanting to learn belly dancing

so i can go do beautiful liar like beyonce and shakira

yelah fats, kau badan dah macam berok gorilla

sungguhnye tk senonoh gila babi

or maybe i should go for yoga

make my body more flexible so i can make my head touch my butt

but no, i would like to learn belly dancing

work is alright

im beginning to like my job, i think

no really, but i love it when its lunch time

and especially when the clock shows 445pm

thats when you can see fats becoming kanchiong spider

pretending to do work, packing her bags

and all of a sudden you dont see her anymore

you guys should learn from me

im the fastest bag packer, no shit

i dont charge that much

just about it 50bucks per minute, by the end of the month you'll be able to see the change

so give me a call alright

that was quite a long post

and now fats off to her throne

she needs to berlepas skejap

so pls pinch/sumbat with tissue/put your fingers up your noses

wouldnt want you guys to be smelling anything funky

and dont say i didnt warn you

=)