so boo!
superfats here to update her getting-very-boring-blog
im sorry buttcracks for not putting any good information in you lately

so im done with my fte, i passed
thank you god, really
will be applying for my pdl tomorow
not sure how, and bro's not bein helpful at all

and no im not jealous
or i was for atleast about a minute, but when i thought about it on wider scale
this is what i came up with

why should i get jealous over some bitch wanting your phone number?
she wants it, then give it to her
but really, if i were somewhat like those whores
i would do the following

listen up girls, these are some things you should learn from me

tip number 1:
you want to ask for a guy's number, make sure you fucking hell know for sure, he rides a big bike or big expensive car
not those bikes which tk even sampai 200cc
its fucking pathetic when you flirt with a guy who's not only attached or probably married, riding a kr bike or those kapchai ones
choose a harley davidson instead
as for cars, get an old apek driving a jaguar

tip number 2:
go for someone who's clean,
not those who only know "lu kalau langgar gua punye brothers, lu punye cincin gua sodok"
please get this in your stupid head ppl
its 2008, dont act gangster, thinking you're like those in america
those in singapore, you dont even come close
so if i had a dick go suck it
this is not the zaman when you can take out a parang trying to act gangster macam suke hati mak bapak kau

tip number 3:
pls get all the information out before agreeing to a "you i suke you ah, jadi matair i bole"
"wah you hot seh"
and really think it through, think about it in a long run
will that guy be able to love you the way you are even when you old wrinkly and probably wouldnt be able to satisfy his stupid lousy dick
will he be able to support you financially and not be a pain in the ass and the pussy

so yes girls, the 3 important or i think it is, read through them carefully
cause at the end of it, we ourselves are the only person we can depend on
and yeah to those who dont agree with me, go eat your hearts out

if anyone who wishes to take my old man away from me
i do love him, but you're most welcome to have him
*inserts fats most lovingly smiling face*