im playing cooking games
yes cooking games
baked a cake, and dont get to eat it
how awesomely cool

dude's coming to meet me tomorow
nope, i dont feel the butterflies fluttering around in my stomach
i dont feel the excitement that i should be feeling
maybe tomorow, we'll see

so far i have been starving myself pretty good lately
except i did over eat in the morning so for dinner i had a $2.45 salad and two fishballs
and right now truthfully, my stomach's growling
and i do keep wanting to fart - and yes, im sorry, not that you have to know

was watching mtv
would you believe me if i told you that a certain celebrity named her son "Audio Science"
dont ask me who, i cant remember her name
yes audio science

oh no, thats not the only weird name
how bout your parents named you "Rebel"
and your siblings, "Rocket", "Rouge" and "Racer"
imagine the parents calling you to babysit their children
you'd probably hang up the phone

what about this one
"Banjo", poor little thing
who in their right mind would call their son a banjo
my god, doesnt a banjo make an irritating sound "treng-treng-treng-treng"
my heart goes out to you little man

ahah!hold on there, dont go clicking the x on the top right hand of your window
i've got another one
"Pilot Conduktor"
or i think that's how they spelled it
pilot? hey yo pilot what's up?

apologies for not being able to give a proper information on the parents who created these names
fats has very bad short term memory
but she does thank her lucky stars her parents named her fatin
and i dont mind ppl calling me fats, its goes with my hot blubbering body
and you people out there should be grateful too your parents gave you names which
are atleast better than the ones stated above

thinking about it
maybe i should call mine(that's if i have one)
"curry chicken", my kids going to be definitely hot and spicy
ok lame fats, shut up and go to sleep

so goodnight ppl
thanks for reading my always lame entries
love y'all