yes! work was fun, yippee
amin smsed me, wait no, he smsed everyone to say that he was working today
cool kan

and yups, because i just woke up from my "sleep like a fat pig"
i thought it was sufy who msged me
yeah, well as some might know
im currently using a samsung phone and when it rings it sounds like
"tiu-tiu-tiu-tiu-tut-tut", cool? i mean where can you get this kind of tone nowadays
*imagine fats with a she's trying to make herself feel better face*

ok yes yes getting back to the mixed up situation
so yups, i continued to msg "sufy"
"sufy" asked me who's working tonight and i happily replied with an air liuh basi face
"oh me, linda, new budak and you lah i think"
and so fats decided to check her sony ericson phone, searched the number
and guess what? fats laughed at herself and just realised that she was msging amin all along
so selengek the bacin minta kene kentut in the face
i know, thank you very much

and time check, its 109am, im not asleep yet
and my stomach's going "grrrgrrgrrgrr"
yes, its begging for food at this hour
poor stomach, you'll have to wait
and yeah, great im talking to my stomach
next time i might talk to my butt and tell it not fart too much

so goodnight dear human beings
fats will update another day
love y'all