ok, something happened to me today after sending kecik to school
so here goes
its the most paiseh-est,most malu-est, most terselegek-est

so let me start off with
sent kecik off
wearing my dad's slippery slippers
walked down the stairs
and.......
KEPLOINK, KEBABOM, KEDONG-DONG-CHENG ON MY BIG FAT CUSHION-NY BUTT
and no, it didnt stop there
after the huge drop, my butt somehow managed to slip again
and yes, i dropped onto the bottom steps.___________.
kepala otak puki tiang depan rumah aku
so very the paiseh you know
lucky for me, not too many ppl were around
what the hell
and yeah, now the back of my ankles and both buttcheeks are a ripe blueish black color
sexy i tell you
huuhuu

told my whole family about it
and yeaps, what else
not even "oh are you ok?", or "ada sakit pape tk?"
noooooooo...
well you know the answer, yes, they went
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
and dad added, "dah tau tu slipper licin, pkai buat ape" and starts to snigger

and yes, told dude what happened, and he too went
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

2 words for the lot of them
KUKKU BIRD
dont know how to action pity me is it? - my english, PATHETIC
and yes i must say
my buttcheeks, damn sore

and oh yes
makan outing at newton
NEXT SATURDAY - ok ke tidak
let me know, if nk lain hari aku ok go, no problem
if ade org nk blanje aku, LAGI BEST
memang aku dasar tk tau malu, weee~

and oh before i end of
just a piece of advice
DO NOT BE A DUMBASS AND USE A SLIPPERRY SLIPPER
jikalau anda membuat keje bodo sedemikian
memang padan muka anda, kalau anda jatuh cam nangka busuk seperti saya

translation of the previous two lines
if you were to do something stupid like wearing such slippers
oh-bi-quek your face if you fall like a *pls help me translate nangka to english* stinky like me

and last but not least, apologies for the "oh-bi-quek"
i do not know and do not wish to rack my puny little brain to find the word to describe it

ps: immissingdudeimmissingdudeimmissingdudeimmissingdude
and pls help me gosok my pantat this sunday with minyak panas, thank you