went out with dude yesterday
headed on down to bugis, i needed to get something
and yes, i can NEVER bring dude to bugis anymore
*unless the place is air-conditioned
he doesnt know how to keep his mouth shut

for example;
"eh b, asl tu pompannye muke cam hantu"
"alamak, dah pening ah kepale, banyak nah org"
"tu pompan pikir die banyak jambu pe"
"kaki dah besar pon nk pkai hot pants, tk paham"

and yes, it did not only end there
there were a few more,
saw his ex girlfriend there, and yeah, somehow the way she looked at dude
it wasnt that happy sort of look, but yeah, not my problem
and i couldnt be bothered cause i was looking for something

and yes, there were so many things on sale
and fortunately for me, IM BROKE
what a drag

and yeah, after that we headed on down to newton to have lunch cum dinner
ate bbq sting ray, sweet and sour chicken and baby kailan cooked in soy sauce
sedap bodo, never bluff you lah ah
*anyone who thinks, or feel like eating at newton
go to stall no 35 (i think, cant remember)
the food there, wonderful, only stupid ppl dont go, huuhuu
[im only joking on the stupid ppl part]

and yeah, when we were fininshed - and here comes the paying part
dude pulled a good one on me
so mike came, told us the bill was 33 bucks
i thought dude was going to split the bill with me
but no...
HE FREAKING PULLED OUT A 2 DOLLAR NOTE AND SMILED
and yes, i paid the rest
nasib baik lah aku sayang kau gemuk
and yeah, he told his friend mike i was his wife so yeah,
by saying that he THOUGHT he could get away with it
watch out, you're getting your pay this sunday
and aku akan ketuk kau rabak-rabak

and yeah, called dude just now, and he told me he kept going to the toilet
well this simply means DOLAT [aku tk tau spell lah]
tulah, ketuk me yesterday kan, amik kau ubat, terberak-berak
huuhuu

and in 11 days time it will be my 2nd year together with dude
thought of doing a little something for him but...
i'll think about it
beli baju, suar dlm untuk diri aku lagi cantik

so yeah, lastly
before i forget and in advance
happy new year everyone
hope you guys have a great year ahead of you

ps: chinese new year is around the corner right? i think..
angpao dont forget ah, thank you