and so yes i did have a wee bit of fun at work today
told sufy about my "dong-dong" story and about something else which i cant remember
and yeah, we were laughing
and even when im still typng this line i cant remember what we were laughing about
bodo peh fat

dont feel like going to work tomorow, oh no, sorry
today i mean, since its 1245 in the morning and im waiting for dude to call me
hello, i need to sleep you know, huuhuu
why i dont feel like working tomorow - MEMBER GEREK SUME TKDE LAH SIAL
puki tiang lampu depan rumah aku betul

direct translation
pussy lamp post infront of my house correct
yeah, lame and sound totally wrong

i'll be meeting dude this sunday
cant wait, i want to put my arms around his big fat sexy body
and make him buy me mint ice cream
dude told me, there'e this girl who's 4 times my size...
and she likes him!
mwahahahahaha, padan dgn muke kau
she even got him chocolates - this is too much man
huuhuu

but yeah, as a loving and understanding girlfriend,
i told dude he could be with that "4 times my size" girl if he wanted to
and he went

"JGN KUANG AJAR LAH, TU POMPAN KETIAK DAH BAU CAM TONG SAMPAH"
to those who dont understand
"DONT BE RUDE LAH, THAT GIRL ARMPIT SMELL LIKE DUSTBIN"

mwahahahahaha, yeah
and i guess ros must be sharing the joy with me as well
laughing our ass off
but ok lah, dude and that girl, almost the same size

i told dude that if she sat on his bike
only the front wheel will move and confirm terjongketnye
mwahahahahahahaha
kukku head

and yeah, im missing mom-in-law, its been awhile since i last saw her
she's fun to be with - no joke

and ohya, before i end off this very mixed up dont know what nonsense entry im typing
to my dear mom
if you dont put any songs in your nokia 5610, xpress music
what's the point of using it? give it to me lah
aku tgh hint-hint ni
aku memang besar punye sial
and hello where's my psp?