well 1stly i would like to wish dude a...
HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY!

yeah, dude's old, mwahahahahaha
and yes not forgetting dude's other "girlfriend"
happy 43 belated birthday to you rosliana
ros birthday was yesterday, so yeah, the birthdays were only a day apart
and so yes, this does confirm that the both of them are meant to be together
how sweet, very the bapok man those two
saye very the menyampah you know

well anyway yeah, dude's aunty sent him a birthday msg and it goes like this

"wah mr minit birthday seh! 29 yrs old! dah tua nak mampus tk kawin2. jangan kasi gua nampak lu kat luar, gua mesti rembat! gua tk suka bujang tua, bingit gua...happy birthday 2 you"

hah, and yes, that's how aunty and nephew talk to each other
basically the whole family talks like that
so yes, lucky me to get someone and the family as well who are not like those,
stuck-up, nose high-in-the-air, pretending to be rice but not, stupid act like angmoh malay family
phew

and yes, im sorry that im not able to celebrate your birthday with you
will do it next week, i promise