and so yes
i met dude after school
went over to his place
mom-in-law was in, had lunch together
i had ayam rendang and kangkong, yum-yum

so yeaps, dude didnt even bother to bathe
i could smell your stinky armpit
mwahahahaha, ok no lah, joking only
dude says he smells like "PALMOLIVE"
somekind of shampoo or something
dah lah beros gigi je, smelly big stomach man

missing dude already, will only get to see him next week
big huge bummer-.-
he's coming over to my house next friday, help me fix my room light
dah berminggu bilik aku dalam kegelapan
kesian kan? memang kesian

and so what else
oh yes, was on my way home
and i saw this guy digging his nose and then brush it off his jeans
disgusting yeah definitely
and yeah, was in the train, thought i wanted to take a sit but........

all of sudden out of nowhere with a gush of strong wind, blurring my view
one aunty FLEW to the seat and sat down

its funny isnt how people rush into the trains whether by running, pushing, scrambling,
to the seats like its going to be the end of the world if they dont get to sit down
and some even push to get their butts on the seats
and if they dont get the seat they'll make the "chit-chit" sound
like cicaks make when they're hissing
stupid cicaks right this people

well anyways, im going to stop here
i've got no idea of what else to put here
will post up something interesting the next time round